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Getting SleeeepySexomnia... I will admit. This one has even ME a little confused. A woman wakes up to find a man having sex with her. Like most of us, she kicked his fuckin ass off the couch - allegedly he only awoke when he hit the floor. In fact, he says he was unaware that anything had taken place until he went to the bathroom and found he was STILL wearing his condom. Hmmmm. (Yes, they were both at a party and had been drinking.) My point, and, god damn it, I have one, is this. He was acquitted using the defense that he was asleep when the rape happened. Well. Fuck me while I'm running. He had non consensual sex with aGetting Sleeeepy
by ~lcortney
If I Only Had A Brain...Cliffton Hassam, 16, was in class at East Ridge High School in Clermont, Fla., when the little box on his belt started beeping. Substitute teacher Richard Maline demanded that Hassam hand it over, but Hassam refused. So Maline grabbed it and yanked. It wasn't a cell phone or pager, as Maline apparently figured, but rather an insulin pump; the beeping was to alert Hassam, a diabetic, that his blood sugar was at a dangerous level. Hassam got the device back and hooked up before he suffered ill effects, and Maline was fired by the school. "When we train our substitutes, that's one of the items we &If I Only Had A Brain...
by ~lcortney
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The Wrath of Phillips: part 5 “Hippos!” Spinderella exclaimed gleefully. He grabbed Harry and Courtney by the wrists and dragged them over to the hippo cage. Joshua Jackson trailed slightly behind, sucking on a gigantic unicorn lollipop.The Wrath of Phillips: part 5
“I love hippos,” Spinderella sighed, still clutching Harry’s wrist.
“They’re fat,” Courtney said flatly, watching one wade into the pool of water.
“They’re graceful,” Spinderella corrected her. “Look at them, look at how they wade in the water. They’re so calm.”
“Because they’re fat.”
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The Wrath of Phillips: part 4 After a hard day of evil, letter openers, and poker, Phillips was indulging himself to a night out on the town. He now sat in a high-class restaurant with his evil comrades, John Kerry and John Edwards. Shawn, his not-nearly-as-evil gay lover/student teacher, sat on his lap.The Wrath of Phillips: part 4
“So, Chris, how goes the Potter Plan?” John Kerry asked, sipping his wine and making cow eyes at Edwards.
Phillips grinned evilly and quacked. “I sent Bolton and Frampton after him this morning. He should be mine by midnight.”
“Um,” interrupted Shawn, “what exact
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- Current Residence: Vancouver - the one in the US.
- Interests: Serial Killers, writing, Forensic science, serial killers... What, you got something against writers
- Favourite movie: Don't ask me that
- Favourite band or musician: Eric Clapton
- Favourite genre of music: Everything from Classic, to Reggae to 80's Punk
- Favourite artist: The starving ones
- Favourite poet or writer: Richard Hell - Joyce Carol Oates- Stephen King
- Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams - Francis Bacon
- Favourite style of art: ??????
- Operating System: Winxp
- MP3 player of choice: Real Player - Not that WINAMP crap.
- Shell of choice: Tortoise <pfflt>
- Wallpaper of choice: The kind that's like, actually on a wall
- Skin of choice: Tan - No acne.
- Favourite game: Mind Games
- Favourite gaming platform: Real life is weird enough... Don't need any virtual weirdness
- Favourite cartoon character: I wanna live in Southpark With Cartman
- Personal Quote: "Someday you're gonna choke to death on that sarcasm."
- Tools of the Trade: Pair of Pliers and a Blow Torch....
- Website: http://www.loudmouthbitch.blogspot.com
- AIM: shakespearz
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How ya Doin'?
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Do you still want me to read over A Cool State of Blood? Because I'd be happy to.
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I like to pretend that you belong to me, just to play with the idea, but of course I know you don't.
Sounds like you've been busy, woman!
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Busy does not begin to describe it!
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I like to pretend that you belong to me, just to play with the idea, but of course I know you don't.
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Oh, Crap... what did she do now?
LC
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